would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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