He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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