Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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