That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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