In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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