I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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