yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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