Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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