Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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