I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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