That's intense
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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