Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
