on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
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