Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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