How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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