When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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