Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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