Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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