Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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