is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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