the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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