who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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