peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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