This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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