Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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