If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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