just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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