Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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