To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Randomize
