glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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