I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Randomize
