What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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