he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Sex in the backyard? Check.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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