Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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