I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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