trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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