Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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