Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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