is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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