Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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