that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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