I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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