A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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