did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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