I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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