Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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