Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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