About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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