if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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