Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Pooping to opera.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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