Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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