So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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