Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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