from now on my penis is your penis
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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