if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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