He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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